01. come abit late, go abit early

02. go for longer break

03. pergi lah staff toilet, gi cuci muka, cui2 org!

04. please don't try this at home. FART!

05. kalau nampak a very pekat black coloured indian, or smart yet sticky smell,
please... pleaseee... pleasseee.. i warn ya! please run away. they are rude enough!

06. if the customer tried bring alot of shirts in the fitting room, and doesnt buy it, give
them a W I D E smile with a 'SPIRIT' finger at your back and a scoops of curse in your
mind.

07. if the fitting room is meant for mens, yet women keep going in to try clothes on, take the railing, block the door from the front. i did that today!!!

08. if your supervisor whom fcuking kept running away from doing work, pauto her.

09. if your supervisor is folding shirt, and says, cashiers need me, dont continue her
work. let it be, run away. when your manager comes and ask u why so messy, so you must say, " i dont know, she was doing it and i dont know whether customer wants it or not!"

10. if you hungry, go to the shrinkage, take haven expire one, and eat lah!

11. if you want specific food, you purposely tear away the wrapper, and eat.

12. for no. 10 and 11, only when u close with the food people or ur in food dept.

13. if your hand is rough or wrinkle, or your body smelly, feel free to use the tester.

14. if you cashier, take off your shoes and walk ard behind the counter.

15. use the telephone lah!

16. if you tired, go behind the canvas or stock room, action2 only check stock. padahal padahal!

i think thats all for today. if you manage to do all this, congratulations... you pass!